Tuesday, May 12, 2009

An Educational Puzzle

Or death, in the case of the Woodlouse. R.I.P. A lesson to Carrie.
Drawn from life.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Is It Contagious?

That strange disease.Exams are coming and they're bringing their friends Boredom and Depression.

Thanks to Kate for looking so terribly bored that I was compelled to do something to alleviate her pain.

Monday, March 30, 2009

Context is Everything

Serve not service.
How to get a barman to serve you.

And yes, once again, she did actually say this. We have come to the conlclusion that she lost her verbal filter long ago, though I'm not convinced she ever had one. Personally, I can only see that as a good thing, as it means endless inspiration for 'toons.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Another Unobservant Person

This was not the worst atrocity commited in this episode though: that prize goes to Guy's hair.
If there was no hidden reason for this major blip, my opinion of the BBC is going to fall even further. Not only did they kill her, but now they can't even be bothered to find the right props?

Monday, March 23, 2009

Your Main Strengths and Weaknesses

An imperfect perfectionist; the best way to be :) Life would be a lot less amusing if we were all perfect. El, you will never live this down, mostly because even months later it's still funny!

I'm not sure if I should apologise for my tendency to write in random asides which detract from the original point of the cartoon. I have yet to decide whether they enhance my work or simply confuse people even further.

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Homophones of the Worst Kind

And you thought incest only happened in Greek tragedy. Bread happy at BreadFest09 - thanks to Nomi and El for the brief and vaguely surreal exchange of which this is the result.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Yeah, I still can't see it

Consider me the guy who still can't see it.

Monday, March 2, 2009

The Point: Visible, Existing or Otherwise.

Stare intently into an empty cage and see how long it takes before you have a crowd of fellow gawkers, all convinced they are looking at something amazing.I started the above strip last week, but you know what? Life's looked up since then so I've written another and I'm posting them as a pair.

Thank you.
Apologies for the bad quality - for some reason unbeknownst to myself, I decided to draw them on my squared maths paper... Turns out it doesn't scan so well.

Monday, February 2, 2009

You Got A Pen I Can Lend?

The moral of this tale? You only have one life. Also, don't lend people pens. There is such a thing as too much sharing.
"What's mine is yours." Pfff.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Twilight On The Brain

Well, it's not my fault he didn't undertand that being mistaken for Edward Cullen is a compliment. No comments about how Twilight fans should get lives please - we already know this.
Thanks to Clare for the inspiration.